Few Quotes

These are some of the quotes which have been my Y! msgr statuses for sometime now. Some of them are my favourites. Read on…

A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. — W.C. Fields

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors. — Jim Morrison

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. — George Carlin

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. — Douglas Adams

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra

And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. — Abraham Lincoln

Man has will, but woman has her way. — Oliver Wendell Holmes

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -Einstein

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. – A.E

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed. -A.E

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I have a terrific work out regimen. Everyday i run for 3 minutes on a tread mill- then i drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarrette- Anthony Hopkins.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often. — Oliver Herford